10 of the Best Terry Pratchett Quotes

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Discworld is an incredible series of books. They were written by an incredible man, who the world will miss dearly.

Here’s some of his best quotes, in our opinion.

Top Ten Quotes:

1. “If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies


2. “There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.”

― Terry Pratchett, (no book credit)


3. “He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods


4. “No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away…”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man


5. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Bromeliad Trilogy


6. “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time


7. “Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky


8. “The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it.”

― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment


9. “Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”

― Terry Pratchett, Jingo


10. “Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”

― Terry Pratchett, Eric


R.I.P. Sir Pratchett

Hark!

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